Picture the scene: you’re fast asleep, enjoying a deep, soothing slumber and then…BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP…what the effing hell is that noise at 0555hrs on a SUNDAY? That’s the sound of an M&S lorry delivering to the services. This isn’t any lorry driver though, this is an M&S driver, so he makes AS MUCH NOISE AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. Did you plan on a lay-in? Tough… In an act of humanity, you decide to get up to make your partner a cuppa, after all, she has been woken up by the sound outside too. Turn on the bathroom light to get water for the kettle…remember to close your eyes when you turn the light in the bathroom on, strobe effects can cause seizures and this was a full-on rave. My eyes actually hurt afterwards. “BANG, CRASH, CLANG” No, not an episode of the much-loved 60s series of Batman…remember our friend, the M&S delivery driver? Yeah, he’s still at it like the Ebenezer Scrooge of Sunday lay-ins. This travelodge is cheaper than others in Nottingham. That much is true. It’s because you will not get a good night’s sleep. Do yourself a genuine favour, go stay in the city. It’ll cost more but a good sleep is priceless.
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